Sweet potato yogurt ya’ll!

And yes, I always tell my children, that don’t say you don’t like something until you’ve tried it. So I will try one today….stay tuned…

I have been starved from bread. A simple slice of bread is something I’ve been craving for. And sure I probably could have a slice of toast without dying, but my fingers are finally in such good shape, it’s just not worth it to me. So I had ordered “Gluten free pantry’s, Favorite sandwich bread mix”, and literally threw my self over it when it came yesterday. I was so excited that I was going to have a sandwich, finally!

Bake bake bake…

and….vomit vomit vomit! It was horrible! “Favorite sandwich bread” my ass.

Conclusion…I’m not a fan of rice flour. This was probably the cheaper flour mixes you could get. Basically just rice flours and it really gives it no texture to talk about. Seriously, I thought I was desperate but, that was just sad. I had my son “shoot and score” that thing straight in the trash.

]]> http://wordpooper.wordpress.com/2012/02/25/bake-and-toss/feed/ 0 wifemother DSC_0023 gfpantrysandwich DSC_0027 http://wordpooper.wordpress.com/2012/02/25/polar-bear-polar-bear/ http://wordpooper.wordpress.com/2012/02/25/polar-bear-polar-bear/#comments Sat, 25 Feb 2012 02:47:32 +0000 Anna http://wordpooper.wordpress.com/?p=1703 Continue reading →]]> My son is really in to books right now. Especially this one..

It goes..

“Polar bear polar bear what do you hear? I hear a lion roaring in my ear! Lion lion what do you hear? I hear a hippopotamus snorting in my ear. Hippopotamus hippopotamus what do you hear? I hear a flamingo fluting in my ear. Flamingo flamingo what do you hear? I hear a Zebra braying in my ear. Zebra zebra what do you hear? I hear a Boa constrictor hissing in my ear. Boa constrictor Boa constrictor what do you hear? I hear an elephant trumpeting in my ear. Elephant elephant what do you hear? I hear a leopard snarling in my ear. Leopard leopard what do you hear? I hear a peacock yelping in my ear. Peacock peacock what do you hear? I hear a walrus bellowing in my ear. Walrus walrus what do you hear? I hear a zookeeper whistling in my ear. Zookeeper zookeeper what do you hear? I hear children, growling like a polar bear, roaring like a lion, snorting like a hippopotamus, fluting like a flamingo, braying like a zebra, hissing like a boa constrictor, trumpeting like an elephant, snarling like a leopard, yelping like a peacock, bellowing like a walrus, that’s what I hear….”

I’ve read this book so many times over the past few days I’m seriously thinking of burning it….

I’ve tried everything to make it “feel new” again. I read it with a British, German or Russian accent…old Chicago gangster  movie style..I’ve sung it, opera, rap, rock..

But I’m on the edge here people….Polar bear polar bear what the fuck do you hear polar bear?! I hear mommy stabbing herself in the ear!

I love mine! On slacker days in Japan, I could care less, I’d go anywhere in it. Sophia arigato!

Carsten Witte’s “Intuition”

see full exhibition here

and a vibrant, hot pink “Vintage obijime bracelet“

I was getting baseball caps for my kids and these did not make the cut..

Being realistic, there is very little chance to “cure” a sexual predator, and once you hurt a child in that way, that’s it for me. You get no more chances. So to save the tax payers money, let’s give them a quick (read slow) fix…my latest thought is the “cucumber spiral maker”. Remember..? It was a hot one in the 90′s on the TV shop channels.

A few turns with that on their fucked up little peckers… and voila!

Then you just ship them out on shark filled waters in a slowly deflating rubber boat.

Crazy? No, I’m a mother…

At first it got under my skin, especially the guy. But I love the kids outfits! Now I always get stuck in some trans watching it when it comes on…the guy and his unflattering pants still weirds me out though…